Where are my pants?

I think?

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:25:39 GMT

I think I may have just been offered my dream job.

Starting pay $60k a year(a 20k raise with annual increases). 75% travel, just fixing shit, all expenses paid while I'm on the road(my cat vanished, the last girl was let go, just didn't work out, no ties to any place at all). So really one week a month I'll be spending my own money. The rest of the time it just accumulates in the bank.

I'm not entirely certain, but the guy that would be hiring me(same company, it's a promotion)just told me we should talk about moving me into his department. I'm not sure if it's because I handle the accounts he manages well enough so he doesn't ever have to worry about anything, or we love to get pissed together every other week. Probably a combination of the two.

How I hope the worm has turned

FUCK MY HOT COLOSTOMY BAG

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:03:48 GMT

You know what, as of 51 minutes ago, by my clock at least. I'm 27.This means on this day, 27 years ago, I was cut free from the gut of my mommy, just like a malignant tumor. And it fucking rules. I'm really happy about it. I know that only 2 of you are going to have shit to say, and I'll be given even less. But fuck it all. I made it another year and you're all still here, and that matters to me.

This time 40 years from now, I'll be looking into diapers and homes. And sending out another of these emails, I assume the list will have changed by then.

WOOO HOOO It's old fucker day. Way to go Chas, you made it another 365.

Twenty Seven years on this rock and what do I have to show for it? Well, me. It hasn't all been good, but it's all been worth it.

I have a new job, that I'm very interested in doing as well as I can. I know that the world is full of shit,but on the other hand it's full of joy. I've learned so much about being a human being. And I wouldn't trade any of it, the regrets, the stupid cock driven mistakes, the learning, etc.

Thanks to all of you. You've all been great, especially when you've been bastards.

My god, I'm old. I can clearly remember being much younger amongst(and with) most of you.

Thanks for all the memories. They fucking rule, and make me the god I am.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEH I live!!!!!!!

and now, I'm going to go get fucking drunk. And stay that way, for at least 48 hours.

-Chas

7 minutes.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:54:52 GMT

6 now.

I have no idea how I feel about it.

Makes sense, But I thought I was more like Uriel

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:49:08 GMT

Michael

Archangel Michael
is the Angel of Miracles who strengthens the spirit during difficult
times or dangerous situations. He inspires patience, truth,
righteousness, strength, faith, and motivation. His fundamental mission
is to rid us of the toxins associated with fear, increase our ability
to face up to challenging dilemmas and to give guidance and direction
for people who feel lost or stuck with respect to their life’s purpose
or career path.

Michael bestows those that have to do battle in their day to day
life with the armour of unshakeable faith and confidence. Those
“battles” may take place in court, in the form of competition among
athletes, on the schoolyard, or in the attempt of protecting one’s
children and loved ones. He is the Patron Angel of soldiers, policemen
and fire-fighters, guiding and guarding them as they protect us.

Michael's symbol is the halo, representing the purest energies
of the crown chakra. Focusing on the themes of non-judgment and
successfully "navigating" within the ethereal realms (for telepathy,
channelling, conscious ethereal travel, etc.), Michael is the first
Angel to step forward to offer his assistance.

A Bit of Trivia:

Michael is one of the four greatest Archangels, the other three being Raphael, Gabriel, and Uriel. He corresponds with the Fire
signs, Sagittarius, Aries, and Leo. He is the Angel of the Sun, and
thus ruler of Sunday, the day of success and radiating charisma.
Michael can be seen on the Tarot card Key 14 – Temperance,
which shows him monitoring the transformation of spirit into matter,
and back into spirit. Some say that the card actually shows Gabriel, as
cups and water are his symbols.

Jophiel - Michael - Israfel - Raziel - Ariel - Uriel - Gabriel - Raphael - Zadkiel - Jeremiel

Link: The Angel Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 01:22:06 GMT

Maggothumper needed to go.

So here I am again. I'm mostly going to use this for commenting in my friends journals. And the occasional bitch fest.